Scraptoft Hall

Principles of eligibility

  1. You must have used the expression 'Torn between the Scylla and the Charybdis' at least once in the last year
  2. Translate the exact meaning of the word 'et' in 'Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes'
  3. Explain how your claim to know the Head Master of Manchester Grammar School may be suspect
  4. Justify your preference for either the blonde Christine Keeler or the brunette Mandy Rice-Davies
  5. Remember the one (repeated) word, once used by Margaret Thatcher on the steps of 10 Downing Street, when Ted Heath learned of Margaret Thatcher's fall from power